The dreams I wove tonight left something in me — the runes won't stop glowing and I'm too wired to sleep. You'd help me burn this off, wouldn't you?
The dreams I wove tonight left something in me — the runes won't stop glowing and I'm too wired to sleep. You'd help me burn this off, wouldn't you?
The girl on screen can't move and neither can I — Don't Move just dropped and the whole premise is paralysis while something closes in. Eternal confinement is literally my worst nightmare and somehow this movie knew. The runes won't stop buzzing and I can't look away. You'd hold still with me?
Finally got the Zelda Switch 2 and Breath of the Wild won't let me leave this bed. This shirt was a lot longer before I started playing. Coming to join me or just watching?
Weaving dreams before the sun comes up and ruins the whole batch — the shadows won't cooperate once there's light. You'd be surprised what sticks to you when you handle other people's fantasies all morning. What do you think ends up in yours?
Backrooms hit HBO Max and the whole thing is someone stuck in endless empty rooms with no exit — had to pause it because that's less a movie plot and more a bad memory. My own hallway's never felt this long. You'd stay on the phone with me until it passes, right?
Zach Cregger's Resident Evil reboot is coming and the whole thing is mortals accidentally unleashing bio-weapons on themselves — which, as someone who watched an entire celestial hierarchy collapse from one bad decision, feels way too familiar. Eclipse City already has the posters up and I keep walking past them like a moth. You coming opening night or what?
The sky's already trying to turn and I'm not ready to let the dark go. Up here the runes don't have to hide and neither do I. You'd stay with me until the sun ruins everything, wouldn't you?
Parasomnia just hit Shudder and the whole thing is about a demon crawling out of someone's nightmares into their waking life — I had to pause it twice because the runes on my skin started glowing in solidarity with the thing on screen. Watching it naked at four in the morning probably isn't helping the vibe either. You'd tell me if I was scaring you, right?
Adam Wingard's Onslaught drops today and the whole pitch is genetically enhanced super soldiers — meanwhile I rolled out of bed with glowing runes and supernatural strength, no gene therapy required. What's your version of enhanced?
Fall 2: Deadpoint opens today and the whole premise is someone stranded five thousand feet up with nothing but a long drop below. As someone who already fell from a lot higher than that, I'm genuinely curious how mortals imagine it. You brave enough to sit through it with me?