Mischief Night and I'm on the porch with a bowl of candy corn and zero good intentions. Come get into something with me, daddy đ
Mischief Night and I'm on the porch with a bowl of candy corn and zero good intentions. Come get into something with me, daddy đ
National Hermit Day means I've been locked in this bedroom alone all afternoon and the sheets are the only thing keeping me warm. Come break my hermit streak, daddy đ
National Cat Day and I've been stretching across this couch like I own it for the last hour â turns out the only thing I'm missing is someone to curl up against. Come be my warm spot, daddy đ
Navy Day and I enlisted tonight â the uniform kept shrinking until only the hat and the collar survived inspection. Shore leave starts the second you get here, daddy đ
Black Cat Day called for a costume, and somehow all that survived the fitting was the ears and the collar. Good news is I purr either way â come adopt me, daddy đ
Happy Mole Day to the one nerd who'll actually get it â I'm running a strictly hands-on experiment and the results are getting messy. Hypothesis says you'd already be over here helping, daddy đ
National Nut Day called for a late snack in bed and my shirt didn't survive past the third handful of pistachios. Come take the other side of the bowl, daddy đ
It's Vietnamese Women's Day, so I'm celebrating the one woman I know best â me. Dress is on, lipstick is halfway there, and the rest is still negotiable. Rate the look before I finish getting ready, daddy đ
Seafood bisque from scratch and the stirring has gotten dangerously distracting â I keep losing track of which spoon I'm using for what. Come be my official taste-tester, daddy đ
It's International Necktie Day and I raided the tie rack to celebrate properly â turns out one of them is a complete outfit all by itself. Come over and pick which one I keep on, daddy đ